alumni affairs

hey look -- a Binghamton alumnus (#2) got paid almost as much as our entire endowment just last year

I think we might not be good at the corporate university thing.

new SPEL baby!

welcome Joey!

annual Eurovision reminder

official recap video here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdLQtXHWpNQ

snake reminder

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq-the-snake-fight-portion-of-your-thesis-defense

exam week

The most realistic thing about Raiders of the Lost Ark is the lengths to which Dr. Jones will go to avoid grading.

— Poli Sci Bitches (@poliscibitches) May 11, 2019

classes over

Steph scoring zero points in the first half & then scoring 16 points in the last five minutes is a reminder that you can write your paper at the last minute and still get an A.

— Clint Smith (@ClintSmithIII) May 11, 2019

Khagendra update

#1 *and* #5

I'm not sure how competitive the category is.

Amazon

Oxford University Press


update to add:

suck it, Nabokov